LEGIT;

Born & raised in Michigan.
9teen; down to kick it with.
Carpe fucking diem.

meladoodle:

date you? i thought you said ‘cremate you’ hahaah what a hilarious misunderstanding. *pile of ashes does not respond*

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lameborghini:

bongfucker:

lameborghini:

i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks 

i’m gonna fuck the socks

please dont fuck the socks

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thefaultinmyokays:

so netflix’s april fools prank is an hour long movie of chicken being cooked called Rotisserie Chicken
what a time to be alive  

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